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Written by RussetAure on May 02 2008
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So I'm a freeloader.

SimpleMS. It's a you-know-what -coughprivatecoughservercough-. Created by SimplyIntricate of MapleTip. (And I'm not a member of MapleTip - relating back to my first sentence.)

What amazes me about this is how easy it is to join up, compared to just about everything else on the internet (or elsewhere, for that matter). I click a link, enter an ID, password, and birthday, create a shortcut to MS.exe on my desktop, click Properties and modify a line according to their directions, click it, and start playing. No need to even download anything (well, except the original GMS, if you happen not to have that installed). Sure lives up to its name.

I made a sindit. I've always wanted a dit, actually. Mostly just to try out SB and haste and all that basic fun stuff. But I'd never have the time to train it nor the mesos to fund it. I did start a sindit, awhile ago, and got it up to level 24 or something before abandoning it.

This time though, training and funding won't be a problem. Say hello to 30x experience and drops. [1]

Maple Island was easy; I leveled to 4 upon killing my very first snail, and the next four levels went by in about a minute. I went to Vic at level 7, did the Olaf guy's job advance quiz thing, and gained 65 exp - er, I mean 1950 - which put me at level nine and three-quarters. (OMGWTH, HP reference?! Nuuub.) Anyway, since the Lith harbor cab doesn't work, I walked to L forest and suicided, respawning in Kerning.

Having leveled to 10 on the way (yay for 90 exp snails!), I advanced to thief, and then completed the Path of the Thief quest (never knew you could do that...), which gave me (OVER) 9000 experience and leveled me to 13 instantly. Slight problem, though... I had no money with which to buy a claw, no razor/fruit dagger, and an awe-inspiring damage range of 4~6 with my level 1 sword.

Oh, and one more thing. All the maps around Kerning are infested with event eggs. Yes, they've invaded SMS too. And for some unfathomable reason, probably a glitch on Simple's part, they start chasing you once they see you.

= no training for Russt.

I'm lucky that those stumps drop 30-150 meso coins, or I would've never gotten out of that hell. But eventually, I did, and after purchasing a garnier and a set of subis, things went by much faster.

After a mere hour at Ant Tunnel, I found myself level 30 and ready for my 2nd job advancement. Got the letter, went to the instructor, dark marbles blah blah blah. The drop rate of the marbles didn't seem to be 30x, or even 2x, but whatever. I eventually got 26 marbles, but then something went wrong. [2]

EPIC PHAIL.

Fortunately for me, re-entering the place doesn't take away my marbles in SMS. So I recharged, went right back in, and owned those last 4 marbles.

And so I'm a dit. A dit with level 10 clothes, a garnier, and subis. [3]

I decided I wanted a meba, and knowing Ludi weapon store sells them, went to Ellinia. I had a sneaking suspicion about the boat rides, and I turned out to be right: they are instantaneous and free. Woot -visits every ticketing place in the Maple world- [4]

So I went there bought my meba, and instantly fell in love with 'faster' weapons. I also discovered another small bug of SMS. You know how normally, if you've attacked a monster and you're standing on a platform above it, it'll try to jump at you? It won't do that if you're right above their head. Doesn't sound very useful? Think again. [5]

I stood on that block and held down L7, and I believe I got hit about twice in seven levels . And it wasn't like 73rd floor Trixters either, it was actually fast. Just to give you a feel for the utter cheapness combined with 30xp: I level to 32, and open the stat window while spamming the L7 button. I add 5 points to LUK, open the skill window, and add 3 points to SB. Looking down at my EXP bar, I find that I'm already at 28%.

Heks.

So with that pwnage, I managed to watch my sexy SB climb from 2 hits to 4 hits to 6 hits... all in the span of half an hour.



I R A DAGGERING DIT. R'AURE!

P.S. Suri and Oceanicca wanted me to link the thread on MapleTip, so here it is: link
It also has the instructions and stuff, go there instead of here if you get problems
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guosim : My IGN is Guosim =D
05/04/08 Recent Blog: yay me. o_o  

DarkDragoon : I can't edit the Target path. . .
Only Start in. . .
05/04/08 Recent Blog: I like it I love...SHUT UP  

RussetAure : Forget the shortcut, just use Run…
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DemonicKitty : please, im a little thickheaded. can someone tell me exactly what to do so i dont mess it up? this looks really cool
05/04/08 Recent Blog: "Putting Laughter In Slaughter"  

RussetAure : Okay. You have a MapleStory shortcut on your desktop, right? Right-click-drag the shortcut to another place on your desktop and select "copy here". Then right-click the shortcut, go to "Properties", and add 66.96.214.53 8484 to the end after the second quotation mark. Then go to link and register an account. Click on the shortcut, log in using the info you entered, and there you go.
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EbilStranger : my ign is EvilStranger
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MikuniZer0 : Mine is Yuffenia. !
05/05/08  

DemonicKitty : and where exactly are those quotations?
05/05/08 Recent Blog: "Putting Laughter In Slaughter"  
Ganzicus :
DemonicKitty said: "and where exactly are those quotations?"


Here's an example if your MS is installed in "D:/MapleGlobal/MapleStory.exe"

The shortcut's target would be: D:/MapleGlobal/MapleStory.exe 66.96.214.53 8484

(err, since MMOT erases those slashes, replace the ones in example with the ones facing opposite
edited: May 05 2008 Recent Blog: [GComic] Mr. Wetbottom's Secret Book  

AliyahRoyal : This is quite interesting. :o
(By the way, thank you Ganzo! <3)

Edit: IGN- Mimmi
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edited: May 05 2008 Recent Blog: Aliyah - Hiatus.  

mess1ah : hey guys, im new here, but i was reading this blog about SMS and i followed all the instructions and yet it still logs me into GMS not SMS. The account i made on simplems.org works but it doesnt log me into SMS. Ive changed teh properties of teh shortcut but still it doesnt work. Any Suggestions? thanks
05/05/08  

Ganzicus :
mess1ah said: "hey guys, im new here, but i was reading this blog about SMS and i followed all the instructions and yet it still logs me into GMS not SMS. The account i made on simplems.org works but it doesnt log me into SMS. Ive changed teh properties of teh shortcut but still it doesnt work. Any Suggestions? thanks"


You need to have the installation path of your MS client, space, the IP, space, port number.

So if your MS is installed in "D:/MapleGlobal/MapleStory.exe"

The shortcut's target would be: D:/MapleGlobal/MapleStory.exe 66.96.214.53 8484

If it doesn't work the first time, try again. Sometimes it doesn't work until the 2nd or 3rd try.
edited: May 05 2008 Recent Blog: [GComic] Mr. Wetbottom's Secret Book  

mess1ah : "Reply to Ganzicus" - I changed the shortcuts target, and tried it 4 times and still no succes. im still only gettin 3 exp from green snails. Shood i try makin another account on simplems.org or do i have to do anything with the "shortcut key", or "Run:"?
05/05/08  

Ganzicus : Try making another account.
05/05/08 Recent Blog: [GComic] Mr. Wetbottom's Secret Book  

mess1ah : i still have no luck, ive made several different accounts, each of them saying it is not a registered ID. When i accessed my account that did work the exp is still the same. PLZ SOMEONE HELP ME! also, once i am logged in, shood i see all the worlds?
edited: May 05 2008  

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