0guosim : Holy. . .
48 death and 3 death 0.0
Y U HEK!?
And where dyou live?
Everyone's ping is so high in your pictures
(Ijji?)
48 death and 3 death 0.0
Y U HEK!?
And where dyou live?
Everyone's ping is so high in your pictures
(Ijji?)
Yesterday, in an atk n def match, I Got killed by a noob TWICE because of lucky nades he was throwing about. It was like...
1st:
Me: -SPRAYYYY- BWAHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE GONNA GET-----
Noob: AHHHHH -throws nade-
Me: OWNE------nade bounces off wall- D---- -nade explodes in my face-coolGGG
Noob: -1hp?!! OMG-
2nd:
Me: NO MORE LUCKY NADES FOR YOU, NOOB!!!!!! -SPRAYYYYSSSSS-
Noob: cool HELP -throws two nades randomly--runs into dead end-
Me: BWHHAHAHAHAHHHA -starts static dbfing him-
Noob: -gets owned- ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: HAHA!!! OWNE----- -nade on ground underneath him blows me up-...D... GODDAMMMIIIITTTT!!!!!!!
And another one was:
Me: -randomly tumbles into a corner-
Some idiot's nade HAPPENS to explode just when I ran into it and blows me up.
Me:... what.
And for the whole day that day, I was like.
My team: Pro, noob, noob, noob
Opposing team: Pro, pro, pro, noob
Therefore, for the whole miserable day, I got double teamed. NO MATTER WHICH ROOM I WENT INTO!!!!! EVEN IN FREE CHANNEL!!!!1@@@!!11111
And then, the most precious was:
Me and teammates in base: cool, 12 vs 4.
The 12 opponents SWARMED our base, guns blazing. I swear that behind their monitors, they're giving mojojojo laughs.
Me: cool, MY TEAMMATES DIED??!!
From 12v4 into 12v...1.
Me: cool -runs-
Opponents: JOO CAN'T ESCAPE!!! -chases-
So the whole round, it was like, one HUGE HUGE swarm chasing me around... in mansion.
In the end, who won?
-glittering background with me jumping up and down slow mo-
Me: BWAHAHAHA I OWNED YOU ALL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
12 dead opponents: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----------
-back to reality-
Me: cool ARRGHHHHH I DIED (duh)!!!!!!
12 opponents: BWAHAHAHAHA WE OWNED YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAA
........Bleh..................
(Imppala, you (still) cursing me for making someone slam into your face and make you hit your head against a table in my story? x_x )
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At least I wasn't that unlucky today.
I SWEAR, THE BULLETS WERE DODGING ME.
For starters, This is my score in a DEATHMATCH after 20 minutes.
link
...
And no, I wasn't k styling at all, barely touched my sword.
At that, it was: This is the start of a beautiful day.
I mean, for once, I managed to stack and dt others for a change-- link
--Sit back, relax, and own noobs with spray-- link
-- Raise my score to this without k styling in the same room-- link
---Ok this is a random pic from a few months back-- link
--This is me and a teammate elevating to the middle of the dining room without doing anything at the start of the round lol--- link
--Killing a guy who ran into me twice in a row. I swear I wasn't stalking him.-- link
Hahahaha.
Good times, good times.
DDD