4Reve : You made my day.
I think this is the part where you sit on your ass and read.
iPod: Yep, it's another Axis of EKIL!!! (like fo sixa?) This blog will have the regular features you've come to enjoy in our last blog and a new, NEW one!
iSPADE: That's right iPod. But one thing, you were supposed to spell it as "AXiS OF EKiL". Not Axis of EKIL. See?
iPod: Spade, I couldn't quite hear that. Speak louder.
iSPADE: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SPELL IT AS AXiS OF EKiL. NOT Axis of EKIL!!!
iPod: Still can't hear that! *chuckle*
iSPADE: I'm about to axis your ekil in a sec. Hear that?
Status of the two most popular guys in the world.
iSPADE:
Listening: Suck My Kiss.
Eating: Ramen.
Playing: MapleStory. (NOT SMS.)
Drinking: Ice cold water.
Watching: Nothing.
iPod:
Listening: Simple Plan-Shut Up!
Eating: A lollipop! Mmm, strawberry.
Playing: The Impossible Quiz.
Drinking: Sprite.
Watching: My wretched computer.
We'll tell you a bit about our MMO days, 'cause you insisted.
iSPADE: Hey Pod, did I ever tell you how addicted I am to Mario Kart right now, and not SSB?
iPod: ...what did you say?
iSPADE: I said that I was addicted to Mario Kart right now, and not SSB.
iPod: HOW DARE YOU NOT WORSHIP THE MIGHTINESS OF SSBB!! YOU SH--wait, you said SSB. That's the original version. Nvm.
iSPADE: SOI SOI SOI SOI
iSPADE:
MapleStory: Monster Carnival PQ is going really, really, really well for me, so I decided to keep going
at it. I gained two levels in an hour, so I should be around level 35 in no time. I have a 28 attack Silver Gaurdian
waiting for me until I get there, so I'll be hurrying up as fast as I can. I also got a Maple Dark Mate, and two
Maple Asura Daggers.
iPod: Let's see, I finally got my level 30 Maple hat. Right now, I'm in Vic and wondering how to get a Maple
Asura Dagger. I'll give anyone a cookie if they can give me one in Broa! C'mon peeps. Anyways, I'm returning from
my uberlulz quit session, and returning to Maple. It's:
The Return
Of Podeuro!
Actually, my MS username is bandit123432.
iSPADE: Why, I'll give you one iPod. . . I have plenty of Asuras.
iPod: For some reason I highly doubt th--
iSPADE: JK NO WEYZ IM GIBIN U WUN LOLSOISOI!1
You guys better read this!
Other etc. stuff you'll probably love hearing about!
iPod: Did you hear about the Over 9000 joke Spade?
iSPADE: Is that some kind of fruit?--
iPod: Your answer is too boring. *Slap* *5000 damage dealt to iSpade* *iSpade has fainted*
iSPADE: darn
RANDOM VIDEO TIME!
Ha! Video!
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Lol wut?
Guitar Hero III
Graphics: 7/10
Gameplay: 9/10
Replay value: 10/10
Review: Guitar Hero III is amped up as Activision takes control, and with
tons of new tracks to play, it is indeed a game to die for. I still play GHIII to this day,
although it has become old. If you're not familiar with the game, what it is that you
basically get a plastic guitar, with a strum-bar and 5 fret buttons. You look at the
screen and color coordinated notes come down and you must match it by playing
it on your Guitar. Call it a Guitar DDR, if you will. Anyhow, popular songs such as
"One" and "Paint it Black" are included in the game, and recent tracks such as
"Prayer of the Refugee" and "Helicopter" are in it as well. This game has tons of
replay value, and you take the game online, or invite some friends over to play
some co-op. If you don't have Guitar Hero III right now, I suggest you go out and
fix that right now.
iSPADE: Hah, rad, was that an awesome review or what?!
iPod: I am appalled by your Gameplay rank. It's like a Guitar DDR with your fingers. Much better with your feet. I'm a solid fan of DDR.
iSPADE: But with guitar hero III, it feels like you're a rockstar! Not like DDR, it looks like you're having some seizure. . .With your legs.
iPod: DDR=super dance! Guitar Hero=Not really like real guitar. It doesn't strike the feeling.
Super Mario Galaxy
Graphics: 10/10
Gameplay: 10/10
Replay Value: 8/10
Review: This game is pure awesome. In fact, the only game I feel deserves
higher praise is the all mighty Super Smash Bros Brawl, who I sacrifice humans to.
Wait, ignore that last part. Anyways, it is a great game for the experienced gamer
and the silly newbie. With great level designs, colorful graphics that pop out,
flawless and flexible controls, actual good sound, and lots of stages with hidden
stars, I don't know what could be wrong with this. The premise for Mario
Galaxy begins in fairly well-worn territory. Mario receives a note from his beloved
Peach to come to the castle, for she has a special "gift" for him. He arrives, only
to walk straight into chaos as Bowser and son arrive in a fleet of airships and use
a giant UFO to pluck the Princess' castle right out of the ground. Mario gives chase,
but is unable to rescue her before the fearsome twosome jet off into space.
This all certainly sounds par for the course, but it's where Mario ends up that
gives Mario Galaxy its own flavor. Mario eventually hooks up with a creature
called a luma, from a race that looks like some kind of cross between an invincibility
star and a headless chicken. The lumas are led by an enigmatic woman named
Rosalina, who lives with them on a crazy spaceship called the comet observatory.
Mario learns that Bowser has made off with a gaggle of power stars used to power
the observatory. To reach Bowser's hideout, Mario has to travel to all the various
galaxies in the universe to collect as many power stars as he can in order to power
the ship back up, fly to the center of the universe, rescue the princess, and set
everything right again. Of course, that's just to prologue. I really don't want to
ruin anybody's surprises in the game, because it WILL surprise you, and turn your
definition of Mario upside down over the roast through a Ganzicus and into a Spade.
Quite simply put:
It
Is
AWESOME!!!!
iPod: So, I heard ya like mi Review!
iSPADE:. . .
iPod: What?
iSPADE:
iPod said: "and turn your
definition of Mario upside down over the roast through a Ganzicus and into a Spade."
whatddatmeandefinition of Mario upside down over the roast through a Ganzicus and into a Spade."
iPod: It was just a figure of speech. Ya know, spur of the moment.
iSPADE: . . .
iSPADE: *kicksuinthebollz*
iPod: OWIE!
Lame Comic Section!
Yep, we decided to do a lame comic section! However, do not count on this being a regular feature. Comics are tough to create, and require time, thought, imagination, and inspiration. As I was lacking the last three, I made a comic without a backround. Sorry Ganzicus, I don't know how to put in backrounds.
Podeuro's first comic.
Spade's Mario comic. This is an old one I made long ago.
[♠] + ~Podeuro