4Fenrir : Haha!
Aerith playing MS. . .XD
Aerith playing MS. . .XD
Narr: Right, Zhlon is making her way SLOWLY into the centra ruins to get an interview with Sephiroth befor he kills Areith.
Zhlon: Shut the **** up! Anyone would be scared! Even the almighty Cloud is afraid!
*Somewhere in the Highwind...*
Cloud: Ahhh... Chuuuu.
Tifa: Cold?
Cloud: More like someone talking about me.
*Back to Zhlon.*
??? #1: I say that she dies. I bet 10 gils.
??? #2: Nay! I say she lives! 50 gils!
??? #1: You're on, loser!
Zhlon: I'm a survivor, remember!
Sephiroth: Ok, im been dangling off this rope, waiting for Areith to come back from her toilet break so that i can kill her. GEEZ! WOMEN ARE SO COMPLICATED!
*Few minutes later*
Sephiroth: When will she be back... Im losing patience. And i don't really wanna dangle off this rope. I feel so lame. Why couldn't i just wait at the roof of this acursed place, then drop down?
Zhlon: It is so.. EMPTY! WHERE IS AREITH?!!
Sephiroth: Hmm... A random woman walking by. Should i kill her or not? I'll flip this coin. Heads, i'll kill her, tails, i wait for Areith.*Hopes for heads* Here goes.
[h]Flips Coin Of Fate And Maybe A Bit Of Death!!![/h]
Sephiroth: *Forget to catch coin* Darn, it slipped.
Zhlon: Wait, whazzat shiny thing?
Sephiroth: Hey! Could you see if it's heads or tails?
Zhlon: Uh.. Sure Mr. Sephiroth. Lets see... h..heads, yea, its a heads... Wait, why are you unsheathing that sword?
Sephiroth: *Cuts off rope* BANZAI!!!!
Zhlon: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Narr: We interrupt this dramatically dramatic scene, to bring you a news report. Seems like Areith has not died yet, but in fact, is now currently in a LAN gaming shop playing MapleStory. Seems that within this short period of 2 and a half hours, She has gotten to lvl 69, and is now attempting to become a Preist.
Sephiroth: What??!! That damned Areith went off to play silly Computer games while i was dangling off this rope waiting for her!?!?
Zhlon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHENWILLIBEDEADGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIDONTWANNAMISSMYMOVIEPLEASEHURRYUPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sephiroth: Seems like a have no choice but to do this.
*Misses Zhlon by inches*
Zhlon: Holy Cow! You didn't kill me!
Sephiroth: Hiyah!* Throws a materia at Zhlon*
Zhlon: Ow.* Falls unconcious*
???#2: Yea! I won! Gimme my gil!
???#1: what!! SHE WAS MEANT TO GET KILLED!!!
Narr: And thus, we had to drag Zhlon back to the ship, and try to wake her up ASAP. Lets see now... I didn't know she carried around so much gils! Meh heh heh...